The Original Face Dance

I am very talented person except singing and dancing. Yes, I am definitely not into those two MINOR talents. I may not have given the talent to dance with my two feet. I have mastered a dance that was even copied by the most famous reality talent show in the Philippines, Showtime. The dance that I am talking about is none other than the viral FACE DANCE.

Yes, I was the original Face Dancer. I would gladly share this talent with you. So I hope you listen carefully. 

Now let me teach you the proper counting of the Face Dance 0,1,2,3,4, and 5. You should start with zero since that's the starting point. Questions will not be entertained while the class is ongoing. 

While my father was in the hospital, I was assigned to look after him if he has something that he needs. It is such a boring job so I got my phone and started talking some photos. 

I really don't like waiting but I had no choice, I need to wait for my turtle-paced classmates. It was almost an hour of waiting in vain. I need to do something and this is what happened. I got a little bit crazy.  

It's summer time so I wanted to feel the heat of the sun. I wanted to see how I'd look like when in direct sun light. I have found out that nothing has changed. 

When people don't let me join their game I usually do things that would consume my time. At the back are my staffers playing chess. They did not let me join because I was an easy player. I'm not good in chess. Tsk! 

I wanted to take picture of myself with the sea at my back ground. But I adjusted the lens wrongly so I consumed all the space. All has been done so I just dealt with it.  

Ladies and gentlemen, there goes our first lesson on Face Dance. Easy, isn't it? So, as my students, I would be expecting your Face Dance soon.