ABC's of Dating

I have been in this writer's block for quite sometime now. So, I just searched the internet and found these questions often asked by girls to guys on a date. I am not into dating so I find it funny for girls to ask these questions.

Well, for those who have plans of dating me, these will be my answers! 

If you woke up tomorrow as Paris Hilton, what would be the first thing you would say to the press?

I’m Noblesse Key and I’m in Paris Hilton’s body.

If you could kill someone just by looking at them, who would it be?

The former-president.

Have you ever spoken to a woman you were not attracted to, just because your friends dared you to?

Yes, I even asked money from her. I really liked that dare.

Do you believe in a parallel universe?

Yes, I think there’s another me somewhere.

What is the one thing that you would NOT like to change about yourself in your next birth?

My brain, I want it to be as intelligent, if not more.

Would you rather have an attractive gay man check you out, or an old stooping woman make a pass at you?

NONE!

When was the first time you lied to me?

To you? Who you?

Have you ever intentionally told someone another person's secret?

I cannot remember any but I guess I have.

How long do you think it would take for you to walk from the Earth till the moon?

15473 Days.

Would you kiss someone just because someone agrees to pay you for it?

No, I have long reserved my pair of lips.

Between an intelligent woman who acts dumb or a dumb woman who tries to act intelligent, who would you pick?

 I don’t like acting.

Have you ever been attracted to an underage girl?

I am not a pedophile.

How often do you change your profile picture on Facebook?

Many many times.

If you were a girl, which of your present GUY friends would you like to date?

YUCK!

Do you think it's alright if a woman pays the bill for a dinner that you've asked her out to?

No.

Would you rather watch a recorded football match or go on a long drive with your girlfriend?

Long drive with gf. That would be really fun.

You say you love me, but do you LIKE me?

For the second time, who you?

You're marooned on a desert. You're dying of thirst. A genie appears with just one sip of water, and another mysterious liquid. What would you choose?

One sip of water. Don’t ask more than what you need. I have learnt my lesson.

How would you react if you found out that your 'girlfriend' was actually a guy!!?!

*heartbeat* ^---^---^---^-------------------------------------------------------------

What is the one word that you absolutely HATE people using?

Seriously?

I am turning 21 on the 22nd. I am almost at legal age. How fast time is!