11 Tagged Questions

This has been frequent in the blogosphere, but this will be my first time to answer such tagged questions. It came from http://cutyjelix143.blogspot.com/. I am apparently breaking some rules here since I will not be tagging the questions to any of my friends. 

Anyway, these are the 11 questions and the answers that I gave. I really did my best to be honest.

1. What makes your blog special?

The fact that this is my blog makes it special. I have a moving header! Most of my posts are funny.

2. What's your main purpose of creating a blog?

My blog is my trashcan. This is where I throw all my ideas. I use my blog to express myself, share happenings, make readers laugh, and improve my writing. It also allows me to have friends all over the world.

3. What is your greatest fear in life?

Your face!!! To die poor or to die in a painful manner.

4. What makes you happy?

Internet connection, money, food, and love. 

5. What annoys you most?

Your face!!! I despise insecure people. I hate it when I’m kind then people tend to abuse it.

6. Whom do you prefer, one brainless person who is beautiful/handsome, or an intelligent one who's unattractive? Why?

I really don’t mind. It’s their life anyway. I’m just here to laugh at their misfortune whether being stupid or ugly. I’m not referring to you. Really!

7. Have you ever read any book wherein you could relate into it?

No, I don’t read books, only novels.

8. If you're going to be an author of a book or a director of a movie, what will be its story?

I’ll make sure that it is an original. Like a princess wanted dead by her stepmother, then runs away through the dark forest and being kept by seven dwarfs. However, she died due to a poisoned apple but was saved by a prince through a true love’s kiss. And they live happily ever after.

9. If you're an illness, what could you possibly be? and WHY?

Insecurity. Many people get insecure with me.

10.If you're only given until tomorrow to live, how will you spend it? What will you do with your last hours in this world? 

Depending on the amount of money I have during that day. I’ll be blogging that I will be dead in a few hours.

11.I know this is silly but allow me to ask this, how often do you fart in a day? 

I don’t fart everyday. You should have asked how loud. 

There you have it! I never thought that this would be fun. Seeing those question marks energizes me.